Old Man Fixer's Fixing Services

"It's not what you know, it's who you know"

What's a fixer?

A fixer is a person that, for a fee, connects buyers with suppliers. I happen to be one of the world's best. I can get you anything from wholesale drugs and precursors to wholesale weapons. From hacking to immigration services. Insider trading info to exotic pets. Crooked government officials to the best discrete lawers. Real university degrees to snuff films. You name it, and I can get it for you or connect you with someone who can get it for you. For a more complete (but still not full) list of what I can get or who I can connect you with, please see the Services page.

I have dedicated my life to getting to know the right people. If you need anything at all, let me know. Even if something's not listed on this site, email me and ask.

Talent Search

I am always looking for new suppliers of goods and services. If you have anything special to offer, contact me.

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